rhymewithrachel:

important children

people whose header is some shit like “WELCOME TO MY TWISTED MIND”

oscob:

caexemptdeath:

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The Unique minds of Tumblr

chillychaos:

fuck me in the ass

yugichrist:

legalizememes:

yugichrist:

You are on your way from the LOCAL LIBRARY to the U-HAUL rental center to rent a moving van when you are suddenly confronted by a TEMPLAR KNIGHT. He wields his BROADSWORD threateningly, expressing through his firm body language that he shows no interest in letting you pass. What is your course of action?

leave

You turn and walk away from the LOCAL LIBRARY, abandoning your mission to rent a moving van from the U-HAUL rental center. The TEMPLAR KNIGHT does not pursue you; as you make some distance from him, you can hear him sheathing his BROADSWORD back into its scabbard. You get home, but you never do rent a U-Haul van and have to give away all of your belongings in your old apartment before you move into your new apartment, leaving you eternally bitter and unhappy…

GAME OVER

kyarumii:

Sure. Let’s just go down to the Anus Hole and get some ice cream

malformalady:

The skull-shaped Snapdragon Flower Dragon(Antirrhinum majus) seed pod. The Antirrhinum, commonly known as the snapdragon has been a popular garden plant for many years.  Also known as the dragon flower, its common name derives from the resemblance of the flower to a dragon’s head.Yet once the flower has died, leaving behind the seed pod, something a little more macabre appears.  The dragon – just a visual metaphor after all – appears to have a skull.

dinkythings:

I felt bad for my poor fuzzy child and gave him a fan and a cool drink.

quock-ko:

Pigeon with strong parental instinct raised up a chicken.


sofriel:

tickatocka:

a kitten trying super hard to fight a ceramic cat statue

THANK U 4 THIS

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRENNA! I LOVE U!!!! BUT FUCK ALL THIS STUPID GRASS

thereisamajorprobleminaustralia:

bye just neck xstay

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